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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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Oh. My. God.
How long did this take someone to make????
do they even have crime in canada
He does parking tickets shut up
“Sorry”
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I love the first two sooooo much!!!!!!!
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This is actually brilliant.
john This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.
reblogging so john green can find this
oh my god this has to happen
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jakeandladyrainicornslovechild:
Woody was the first person to have sass and his sass will forever be better than anyone else’s sass
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